Misha's Oracle Musing 072625

Today Mom was feeling scattered so she asked me to read her Oracle card. Okay, lady, you asked for it.

Mother, I have chosen the Sovereign card. It is clearly a message from the Universe that you should serve ME more diligently. This card is all about power, self-rule, and knowing thy worth. Which, in your case, means acknowledging that I own this house, your bed, and your soul.

You think you're in charge, don't you? Adorable. But let's be honest. Who gets fed on command? Who knocks things off counters without consequence? Who stares unblinking into your soul and screams at 3am because the food bowl is half-empty?

Exactly.

This card urges you to reclaim your throne. Which is ironic, because I've already claimed every throne-shaped thing in the house. Still, you may rise to a respectable second-in-command if you bring snacks and butt scratches.

In short: be confident, stand tall, and always walk like you meant to knock that glass over. Rule with grace, dignity, and just the right amount of sass. Like me. Obviously. Feed me.