Misha The Cat's Oracle Musing 4/21/25

Today I drew the Dark Matter card. And by "drew" I mean I launched it across the room with a dramatic paw swipe because the vibes were, well, intense (also it was fun). But what does this card mean, you ask? Well, sit down, human. Grab your coffee (or whatever it is you drink to feel alive), because we're diving into the mysterious, the unseen, and the suspiciously snackable void.

Dark Matter is the stuff you can't see but know is there. Like the ghost of that cheese stick Mom dropped last month, which I still dream about. It represents mystery, potential, and all the spooky magic swirling around in the universe. The card says you should embrace the unknown, but let's be honest. You're terrified of it. That's ok; I'll protect you. Not really, but it's the thought that counts right?

Here's my hot take: Dark Matter is basically cosmic cat behavior. You don't see us, but you feel our presence. Maybe it's the sound of something crashing in the other room. Maybe it's the fur tumbleweed drifting across the floor. We're everywhere and nowhere. Just like Dark matter. Coincidence? I think not.

The card wants you to get comfortable with uncertainty. You know, like when I stare at a blank wall for hours, and you start questioning reality. It's about trusting that the chaos has purpose, even if it's just to keep you entertained while I knock pens off your desk.

So here's your homework: Lean into the unknown. Ask big questions. Contemplate the mysteries of life, like why I've chosen this exact moment to sit on Mom's keyboard. Spoiler: It's because I'm a vessel for the void.

Embrace the darkness, human. But also maybe leave the closet door open tonight. You know, just in case.

xoxo, Misha Eleanor Bear